Knock Knock Jokes

Welcome to the page totally dedicated to finding Knock Knock Jokes for YOUR name! We've had lots of suggestions and plenty of requests, but there's always room for more so email Josie with your jokes or names and she'll do her best to make up some! You can also use the Tell Us page to submit your ideas, click on the link to go straight there.

knock, knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor who?
Well give me a drink of doctor pepper and I'll tell you
Kendal, age 9

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Howie
Howie who
I’m fine - howie you?
Ali, age 12

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Me
Me who?
Me - don't you recognise me?
Melanie

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Eggbert
Eggbert who?
Eggbert (Egg but) no bacon!!!!!!

KNOCK KNOCK
WHO'S THERE?
ACH
ACH WHO?
GESUNDNEIGHT
Elizabeth, age 12

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alexis
Alexis who?
Alexis from Texas!
Darrell